The bottom of the barrel, it’s Kyle Orton,
I’m about as bad, as the beard I’m sportin’.
My winning percentage, is off the charts,
For a QB who jumps, when the defense farts.
Packing Favre’s fudge, makes this win symbolic,
Consid’rin’ I’m what most, would call an alcoholic.
I don’t do too much, but I don’t cause no trouble,
I’ll be drunk and chartin’ stats when we Supa Bowl Shuffle…
© 2007
