Lance Briggs – Supa Bowl Shuffle

It’s your free agent, linebacker Lance Briggs,
And I dig for gold, like no one else digs. 

Don’t like franchise tags, so I said “I swear,
I won’t play another game, as a Bear.”

Then said I’d play 10, but only to collect,
A full season’s pension, yeah another check.

Caved for cash and want more, so I stopped making trouble,
I’ll be rich but I’ll be gone when you Supa Bowl Shuffle…

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