Lance Briggs – Supa Bowl Shuffle

It’s your free agent, linebacker Lance Briggs,
And I dig for gold, like no one else digs. 

Kyle Orton – Supa Bowl Shuffle

The bottom of the barrel, it’s Kyle Orton,
I’m about as bad, as the beard I’m sportin’. 

Bernard Berrian – Supa Bowl Shuffle

It’s speedy Bernard, I’m called “B-Twice,”
Run routes with precision, but my hands aren’t as precise. 

Robbie Gould – Supa Bowl Shuffle

More than just a Kicker, it’s Robbie Gould,
I’ll knock you out or put you, in a submission hold.

Adewale Ogunleye – Supa Bowl Shuffle

It’s Adewale Ogunleye, even hard to say for me,
First name sounds like “odd wallet,” minus the T. 

Chorus – Supa Bowl Shuffle

We are the Bears, Sucking Crew,
Sucking like it’s what, we’re trying to do. 

Brian Urlacher – Supa Bowl Shuffle

It’s Brian Urlacher, your arthritic line”back”er,
And I’m crazy fast, for a six-foot-four cracker. 

Muhsin Muhammad – Supa Bowl Shuffle

It’s Muhsin Muhammad, your favorite wide receiver,
A 12-year vet, and an over-achiever. 

Lovie Smith – Supa Bowl Shuffle

OK everybody, this is Lovie Smith,
I’ll give you my thoughts, and take your questions in a bit. 

Brad Maynard – Supa Bowl Shuffle

This is punter Brad Maynard, representin’ fourth down,
With one foot in the air, and one foot on the ground. 

Brian Griese – Supa Bowl Shuffle

The opposite of Rex, this is Brian Griese,
Keep my sideburns long, cause I like Jason Priestly. 

Rex Grossman – Supa Bowl Shuffle

I’m the punky QB, known as Grossman,
I deliver rain or shine, just like the postman. 

Cedric Benson – Supa Bowl Shuffle

A former first-rounder, it’s Cedric Benson,
Holding out was how I made, my first impression. 

Mike Brown – Supa Bowl Shuffle

I’m the miracle man, also known as Mike Brown,
Bringin’ big play potential, on every down. 

Devin Hester – Supa Bowl Shuffle

Bringin’ the heat from Miami, this is Devin Hester,
I’m smoove like Michael Jackson, but I ain’t no molester.